Monday, August 24, 2009

Mission Impossible: Ahead of It's Time

Or, How Can A Man With No Past Write An Honest Book About His Life?

The TV series Mission Impossible was a popular show for its time that had a good run as TV series go. The spy team was sent on secret missions in defence of U.S. interests and every mission was premised that the government would not acknowledge their existence should they ever be caught.

Kind of like J.F.K (-ed everyone), and his Cuba liberation squad that he abandoned, and disavowed any knowledge of. Kennedy didn’t want any political failures, any failures period for that matter, being pinned on him.

Anyway, if there was a real life Mission Impossible squad available now that had its nation's best interests at heart, over the interests of a socialist media won election of a guy with no official records of a past, they would have more missions than you could swing a rolled up O magazine at.

Jim, your mission should you decide to accept it is to stop Obama from bringing a failed Universal Health Care into policy and practice in the U.S.A.

Check that, Jim, your first mission is to uncover Obama’s real birthplace, and all the missing years and records of his young life (of which he has quoted numerous ages for,) that he is the first president to be so secretive of.

Jim, your mission should you decide to accept it is to stop Major O’bummers team from making all recent military secrets and strategies (aside from, Never be outflanked) wallpaper for all the liberal and terrorist bathroom stalls and caves in the world.

Jim, your mission should you decide to accept it is to invent an adding machine and send knock-offs as gifts to all MSM types to grant them the miracle of addition on all the money to be spent on health care and ‘make it on the fly’ politically advantageous stimulus packages. Apparently,
there are no adding machines in the possession of half of all Americans at least.

Jim, after breakfast, your mission should you decide to accept it, is to expose all the contradictions Obama’s teleprompter so brazenly spits out, sometimes in the same speech
not realizing readers go more to bloggers now than the old socialist standby days of lapdog socialist media, socialist academia and the Hollywood elite to connect the dots and get the real scoop.

Jim, your mission should you decide to accept it is to expose the plentiful and mysterious ways of accounting and studies, that will at the same time, not pay for public abortions and pay for public abortions, and at the same time create great economic growth and create phenomenal national debt.

Jim, your mission should you decide to accept it is to point out which swastikas plastered over public sourpuss faces means the target is a Nazi or the graffiti guy is the Nazi. It’s getting harder to follow without a program or subscript.

Jim, your mission should you decide to accept it, is to find out who is really behind the Obama economic, military, foreign affair, health care, educational, media, culture, censorship, and town hall stacking, (to name a few) of the O’bummer five year, four year, three year, one week, overnight and hourly plans, because no single man could have scattered so much B.S. over so many people, in so little amount of time as Obama did for a relative rooky politician.

Jim, when you get a free moment, could you do something with those two clowns in Iran, and the North Korean and mutual sleaze admirer of Bill and his exploits, Kim Jong Choc Ful O Dung.

You could also send big Willy to take a ‘no rules’ slugfest round out of Putin the Smirkin just for what he’s been thinking.

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